Say what????? Everything will make sense in due time, young child. I promise. Needless to say, this week’s news section was chaotic to say the least. That’s okay though, because for the first time in a month, all four of us are here to make sure this party is done right! We talk about the makers of Fez refusing to patch their Broken game, 31 PS Vita Units across the world arbitrarily Burning up when charged, the absolute inane things that Bigots will say and do on the Internet, and the crazy Baguette French CEO’s of companies who feel the next gen needs to happen NOW. After the break and that huge bevy of “B’s,” we’ve got the scoop on all of the summer drought games we’ve been playing. This includes Tony Hawk HD, Wreckateer, revisiting Terminal as a map in MW3, DYAD, Hard Reset, Uncharted: Golden Abyss, and Alan Wake, Metro 2033, and Left 4 Dead 2 on PC, among other shenanigans resulting from the Steam Summer Sale. Buckle up! We gon’ take ya for a riiiiide!